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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 11th July, 200157,500 subscribers Get 50% off Hotels Rates FREE at nearly 5,000 hotels! Register up to 3 credit cards and save 1/2 at popular hotels like Marriott, Hyatt, Ramada, Days Inn and more! Plus you get a FREE Bonus Gift! Click here now! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/14684/72969/72969 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Returned from my holiday! Cut it short by a week because Greece was just too damn hot (44c)... I can't take that sort of punishment for two weeks! Had a great time - though the alcohol has hazed my memory somewhat - I vaguely remember being ripped off by some Greek taxi driver, almost being thrown out of the hotel, and my room mate being pepper sprayed in the eye. The rest is a mystery to me - but I have about three rolls of film to develop so maybe they'll tell the rest of the story... If I have time, I might even post a few on JokeEmail.com so you can take a look at them. Have a good one - back to three emails a week now I'm back. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Wow.... why couldn't I have seen this before my holiday ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Get 50% off Hotels Rates FREE at nearly 5,000 hotels! Register up to 3 credit cards and save 1/2 at popular hotels like Marriott, Hyatt, Ramada, Days Inn and more! Plus you get a FREE Bonus Gift! Click here now! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/14684/72969/72969 AOL users click here + Stupid People Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder. + Relationship Jokes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?" +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
