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| DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE - YOUR EMAIL WILL NOT BE READ Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 4th July, 200158,500 subscribers Your nightlife just got better. Now no monthly fee when you spend $30+ on Sprint Long Distance and always 5¢/min nighttime state-to-state calling. Click to learn more! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/24376/72969/72969 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! On holiday, so this is on a schedule. I'll be sunning myself right now, but these jokes should make you feel a bit better ;-) Just one issue a week while I'm away - I didn't have time to get anymore done before I left. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + HOW CHEAP? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Your nightlife just got better. Now no monthly fee when you spend $30+ on Sprint Long Distance and always 5¢/min nighttime state-to-state calling. Click to learn more! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/24376/72969/72969 AOL users click here + Bush Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?" Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma." Patient: "How long was I in a coma?" Nurse: "Ten years" Patient: "Wow... Who's President?" Nurse: "Bush" Patient: Patient: "How's the economy?" Nurse: "Lotta layoffs" Patient: Patient: "Who else is in the White House?" Nurse: "Cheney and Powell" Patient: Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?" Nurse: "Yep" Patient: "HOW long was I..." Nurse: "Ten years" + Celebrity Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TOP EIGHT MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATHS 8) Susan Lucci--Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy 7) Jenny McCarthy--Struck by a random thought 6) Frank Sinatra--Killed by 'Stranglers in the Night' 5) RuPaul--Prostate cancer 4) O.J. Simpson--Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide 3) Madonna--Exposure 2) Al Gore--Dutch Elm Disease The No.1 MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS: 1) Bill Gates--Falls out of a Window +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
