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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 29th June, 200158,500 subscribers Attention, internet users: the Funny Looking Net People Gallery is now accepting visitors to its collection of strange and scary pictures of people online. It's amazing! Bewildering! Gross! And it's free! Visit today: http://funnylooking.monsterserve.com ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Just THREE days until my Summer Holiday in Greece - did all the last minute shopping today, all the necessities - sunnies, football shirt, disposable camera. It's gonna be hot, and it's gonna be good ;-) Please remember that Joke Email will still be sent out three times a week while I am away, but I won't be able to reply to any emails, so please don't email me, or reply to any of the emails. All replies are sent straight to the garbage - I won't even see your message. ... and hey! It's FRIDAY - the reason you work the rest of the week! Have a great weekend, and I'll see you all in two weeks. Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Everyone loves FREE Ink Cartridges! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *FREE* Inkjet Cartridges ..*FREE* Inkjet Cartridges ! Buy ONE Cartridge, Get TWO Free On All Epson and Most Canon Inkjet Printer Cartridges! Separate Pricing For HP and Lexmark. CLICK HERE for complete list of cartridges and media paper. http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/24715/72672/72672 AOL users click here + Marriage Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while enroute to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act. The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man. The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, "Don't do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you, who do you think paid for our new boat, he did!" The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, "What would you do in a case like this?" The cabbie smiled, and said, "I'd cover him up before he catches cold." + Today's Funny Picture: Stooge ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Three Stooges...of D.C. http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050805 AOL + New York Jokes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man and then at the charges and then down at the little man in amazement. "Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" he asked the man. "I'm a mathematician dealing in the nature of proof." "Yes, go on," said the astounded judge. "Well, I was at the library and I found the books I wanted and went to take them out. They told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one. So I went to the registration office and got in another line. And filled out my forms for another card. And got backin line for my card." "And?" said the judge. "And he asked 'Can you prove you're from New York City?' .... .... So I stabbed him." + Brand NEW Clean Cartoons ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Come HOME NOW!http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050800 I get so frustrated... http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050801 Lord, Grant me..... http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050802 +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
