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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 27th June, 200161,500 subscribers SHOCKING CARTOONS http://www.gaspirtz.com/animated This stuff is REALLY funny! Check it out! SHOCKING CARTOONS ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Wednesday - half way to the weekend...! We've had a load of good weather over the past few days so I've been away from the site more than I should've. Still, no worries - I'm working on new cartoons and jokes for the site and they'll be online before I leave for my holidays. Particularly good will be the new "tell a friend" scripts I'm putting on the site - they'll be a LOT better than the old ones - quicker to use, and LOTS less email. I'll keep you informed. Take it easy.... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + What? A Free CD-rom AND T-Shirt??? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Click here to get your FREE CD-Rom storybook! Interactive kids CD-ROM makes reading fun for the whole family! Also, receive a FREE T-shirt just for signing up!! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/20089/71105/71105 AOL users click here + General Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing in the world. First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the brain." Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed." Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press that light switch, you go from dark to instant light." Fourth cowboy says, "Well, I think it's the Mexican-two-step diarrhoea." All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhoea? Why?" Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a saloon last night and drank a buncha home-made Mexican tequila. On the way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over a time or two, and a buncha jalapenas and some chilli peppers I never saw before." First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhoea?" Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or turn that damn light on...." + Today's Funny Picture: Blondes Play Alright! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Blond Games! Click here + Relationship Joke - learn the lesson friends.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You go to a party and you see a sexy girl across the room. You go up to her and say "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?" That's direct marketing. You go to a party and you see a sexy girl across the room. You give your friend a tenner. He goes up and says "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?" That's advertising. You go to a party, you see a sexy girl across the room. She comes over and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?" Now........that's The Power of Branding! + Brand NEW Clean Cartoons ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Men on the Moon AOL Born with a clue?? AOL Wedding Night Blues... AOL +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail@remove.postmastergeneral.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
