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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Friday 22nd June, 2001 52,000 subscribers Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET HIS FREE CELLPHONE!!! Cross that road yourself and grab your own! Click the link below for more information & to sign up! http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/24186/69248/69248 AOL users click here ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Fridays Here! The weekend has almost landed! Get the barbie fired up, the beers in the chiller, and have a good one! Finally finish Uni today after I got my results yesterday.... not exactly 1st material, but hey, everyone loves a few resits don't they? Have a great weekend! Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webma-@jokeemail.com + FREE Cell Phone Offer ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Free Cell Phone! Free minutes offer!* Free long-distance offer!* Free handsfree headset!* Free charger!* Click now for more information and to sign up! * Determined by carrier and plan. http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/24184/69248/69248 AOL users click here + General Jokes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He says. "That's cool." Says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!" + Today's Funny Picture: OJ will NEVER Give Up.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ O.J. is still Searching for the Killer http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050598 AOL + Sex Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ There was this really old guy at an old timer's dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with all the Grandmas all night and still hadn't scored. Frustrated, he approached an old woman and said, "I'm having no luck scoring with a woman. How about coming back to my place for some sex. I'll give you 20 bucks." She said "I'm willing. Let's go!" They got back to his place and after a bit of foreplay, they headed for the bedroom. He loved the sex and couldn't get over how tight she was for such an old woman. He swore to himself that she had to be a virgin. After the wonderful performance, he rolled off of her and said, "Wow, Lady...If I had known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks." Surprised, she said: "If I had known you were actually going to get an erection, I would have taken off my pantyhose!" + NEW Cartoon Pages ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ IRON Mike is Hungry http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050520 Bill Clinton SUCKS! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050571 Did Clinton Lie? http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050572 + Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe: jokeemail-u-@topica.com Advertising inquiries: adver-@jokeemail.com Joke submissions: jok-@jokeemail.com Everything else: webma-@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
