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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wednesday 20th June, 2001 52,000 subscribers President Bush has wasted no time in attacking a woman's right to choose. Fight back with email updates and easy ways to make a difference from NARAL's Choice Action Network. To sign up, go to http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/21689/68712/68712 ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Back at Uni for a big week of partying, so Joke Email has been slightly delayed today - sorry. Had two big nights on Monday and Tuesday, day off today, and then back on it tomorrow night - it's tough, but someone's gotta do it ;-) Changing format from one email a week to three, has so far been excellently received with many emails from subscribers who like the new format. This is hear to stay, and watch the subscriber numbers in the next few days - Joke Email should hit the 70,000 subscriber mark very soon! Finally, if you disagree with some of President Bush's plans for America, take a look at NARAL's Choice Action Network: http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/21689/68712/68712 Till Friday... enjoy 'em Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webma-@jokeemail.com + Protect Your Right to Choose! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ President Bush has wasted no time in attacking a woman's right to choose. Fight back with email updates and easy ways to make a difference from NARAL's Choice Action Network. To sign up, go to http://by.advertising.com/1/c/58526/21689/68712/68712 AOL + Career Jokes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving 'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!!" + Today's Funny Picture: "Honey..." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Would you Die for Me? http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050809 AOL + Sex Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them back to their separate hotel rooms. When they get there, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUHhhh!!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? *I* couldn't even get on the bed!" + NEW Adult Cartoon Pages ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WebTV Sucks! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050536 Warning: Do Not Enter...unless... http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050813 We Apologize! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050814 +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe: jokeemail-u-@topica.com Advertising inquiries: adver-@jokeemail.com Joke submissions: jok-@jokeemail.com Everything else: webma-@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
