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| Welcome to JokeEmail.com's Joke Email ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monday 18th June, 200152,000 subscribers You can watch a funny show on your screen right now, absolutely free! "A FUNNY SHOW WITH A BIT OF NUDITY" is viewable right now just by clicking on the line below. Totally FREE! I'm hoping you'll leave some comments and vote for it if you like it. Thank you!! http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/skeletons/film_detail/0,1263,635018,00.html Just click on the line above now. Lots of other free movies too! ___________________________________________________________ Joke Email is distributed by subscription only. You are receiving Joke Email because you subscribed either at the JokeEmail.com site, or through a SuperTAF Tell a Friend form. If you have subscribed in error, unsubscribe instructions are located the end of this Ezine. + The Starter - Here's..s..s. Tommy! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Folks! Please read the other email that basically explains why I've had to change the format and timing of Joke Email. Other than that, I've had a great week - finished my Uni exams and I've just been chillin' for the last week - taking it easy.... Another couple of weeks of this, and then I'm away to sunny Kavos in Greece for my summer hols. Arr.. the sun, the sea, the sand - you've gotta love it! Next email on Wednesday remember... take it easy till then... Tom Evans Editor - Joke Email webmaster@jokeemail.com + Talk for FREE? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Love to talk? How does 2 ½ hours of Free monthly long distance sound? All calls are guaranteed Clear using MCI/WorldCom’s network and sign up is free! Sound too good to be true? Click Here and experience how good it feels to be free. http://www.jokeemail.com/free/wowfreecalls.htm http://www.jokeemail.com/free/wowfreecalls.htm + Animal Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you." The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?" The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a mother?!!!" + Today's Funny Picture: Clinton's a father! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bill Clinton has fathered another kid... http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050133 http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050133 + Career Joke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path... so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home. The father told the mother, "If he takes the money he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard." So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home. He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items. The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I ever imagined..." "What do you mean?" his wife inquired. "He's gonna be a politician!" the father replied. + NEW Adult Cartoon Pages ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Adventures of the Clintons…http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050720 Hey, you’re not Jane! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050721 Hillary and Al…together! http://dailymegajoke.com/toons.php?00050722 +=- Contact Information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ To unsubscribe:jokeemail-unsubscribe@topica.com Advertising inquiries:advertinfo@jokeemail.com Joke submissions:jokes@jokeemail.com Everything else:webmaster@jokeemail.com ___________________________________________________________ ==================================================== This ezine is registered with the British Library as: ISSN 1471-020X © Copyright 1998-2004 Thomas Evans. All Rights Reserved. |
