... A rabbit walks into a bar and he's looking for something to eat. "Have you got any toasties?" The rabbit asks the barman. "Yeah," he replies, "We've got cheese and ham..." "Okay, I'll take the cheese toastie please." So the rabbit takes the cheese toastie and walks out of the bar. The next day the rabbit returns and asks for a ham toastie. "Sure," says the barman. He hands him the toastie, the rabbit pays, then leaves. The next day the rabbit returns. "Can I have a cheese toastie please?" asks the rabbit. "I'm afraid not,"replies the barman, "we're low on cheese." "Okay, can I have a ham toastie?" "Low on that too" says the barman. "I tell you what though, I make you a cheese and ham toastie. That Okay?" "Yeah, that's fine!" responds the rabbit. So the rabbit pays the cheese/ham toastie, and leaves. The rabbit doesn't return the bar, and the barman wonders where the rabbit has got to. So he asks one of his regulars.. "What? You didn't hear!" says his regular "He died of Mixing-ya-toasties"!!!!!!!!
