... Why do ducks have flat feet? - To stamp out forrest fires Why do Elephants have flat feet? - To stamp out burning ducks
Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? - To hide upside down in bowls of custard Never seen an elephant upside down in your custard?? - Then it must work How do you get elephants to go into a mini? - Tell them there's custard in there How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge? - Yellow footprints in the egg tray How do you know that elephant has been to your house? - There's a mini parked outside!
Q : How do you get two elephants into a mini? A : One in the drivers seat, one in the passengers seat.
Q : How do you put four elephants into a mini? A : Two in the from, two in the back.
Q : How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge? A : Footprints in the butter.
Q : How do you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge? A : There's an empty mini parked outside your house.
